- house phone rings
- me:
- me:
- me:
- me:
- me:
- house phone stops
- mom: what do you even DO on the internet?
- me: i have no idea
Shoutout to my parents for not wearing a condom and creating the most awesome person alive.
via sodamnrelatable
have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever
the 60’s were just a time where bands couldn’t spell
the beAtles
the bYrds
the monkeEs
what if there was a really flamboyant assassin and after they killed someone they just snapped their fingers, turned away and said ‘you’ve just been SASSassinated’
